I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I know that Charlie’s guy with only 143 days experience is the most qualified for President because he stands for change. (to what!?)

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would and anyone who dares try to earn more should be taxed at a higher rate than me.

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I believe white people need to spend their time at the back of the bus and pay with interest for the past that they had nothing to do with. (Mrs. Obama is a Princeton Graduate, Right?)

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn’t want to have to move a couple
of polar bears now would we?

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
when we pull out of Iraq , I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I like it when Al Qaeda has the same rights as American citizens. I want to see the ACLU run the Justice system because separation of Church and society is paramount.

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I don’t want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’m going to marry my dog. (unless PETA objects, then we will go back to the same court again)

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
It’s important that we keep all death row inmates alive.

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I don’t want to eat poison food and drink dirty water. We all know Republicans love
that stuff. Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the World ( China ) is the
most polluted?

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there and as a result come over here I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches by liberals and democrats and the ACLU should sue any church making right-wing statements.

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees.

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I believe that I don’t want Doctors who were at the top of their classes to operate on me. I want a government employee who makes $50k a year and couldn’t hack it as a contractor or an engineer to do it like the DMV.

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

I’m voting for Charlie Brown because…
I REALLY believe there is no bias at Mountain Democrat or the Auburn Journal