And the first Kool-Aid Award of 2008 goes to...
Posted by Aaron Park on January 11, 2008 at 09:32 AM
Say it ain’t so!? This blogger has been caught with the telltale stains of the “Red” flavored Kool-Aid in the corners of my mouth.
What was I thinking staying loyal to someone everyone knew months ago was going to retire?
(64 Ounces Water)
I should have seen the writing on the wall – or maybe it was the fact that the jug o’ kenny was sitting on the computer table next to me as I was typing posts on behalf of the congressman?
(1 cup sugar)
Was I delusional looking at the 4th lane on I-80 and the new Sierra College interchange, thinking they were both a good thing? Or would I have awaken to the reality that Earmarks are the new evil had I not been chugging Kool-Aid by the gallon?
(riiiiip – there goes the Cherry Kool-Aid mix into the pitcher)
Should I have jumped ship and applauded all those who publicaly called on Doolittle to retire?
(insert wooden spoon to mix)
Was I crazy for critizing Ted Gaines and for drawing the Ire of the Eric Egland Crowd? Was it worth the heartburn?
(insert 10 shots Jack Daniels)
Maybe it was the fact that Ron Rogers is a cult leader and I was one of his dupes – blindly rushing to my computer to spread the gospel in spite of the reality I refused to acknowledge?
(time to get the 32-oz raider’s mug with some ice)
As I sit here drinking my Doolittle Kool-Aid one last time, I will admit that I made a decision to support the Congressman to the bitter end. Now I owe Jeff Flint lunch, Allan Bartlett and Adam S. a steak dinner…
Did that mean ignoring the obvious? Apparently, so…
And that means this Jug’s for me. Unbelievable…
(Chug)
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